For a change.

Once upon and time a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"  The princess said no.  The princess lived happily ever after.  She traveled around the world and met interesting people and learned new stuff.  She hooked up with some cute guys and nobody thought she was a slut.  She always put herself first.  She went to rock concerts.  No one ever told her "go make me a sandwich."  She kept her apartment and all of her shoes and never got cheated on, period.  She made tons of money.  And the toilet seat was always down (like it's supposed to).  The End.