What princesses taught me.

Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple?

• To show us that not everyone is going to be kind and not everyone is really who they say they are.

Why did Cinderella run away at midnight?

• To remind us that everything does have its limitations, even dreams.

Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet?

• To show us that people are willing to give up anything to be with who they love and just be happy.

Why did Aurora sleep for 100 years?

• To tell us that you might have to wait for quite some time for your true love to come along. Sometimes very long, but it's worth it.

Why did Princess Jasmine fall for Aladdin?

• To let us know that what the heart wants, it wants it no matter what.

Why was Belle in love with a Beast?

• To remind us that you can't really help what's on the outside, but if the inside is beautiful, then nothing will stand in the way of your love.

Why did Mulan pretend to be a man?

• To show us that despite what others say, you can do whatever you put your mind to.

Here is Jenna Marbles' take on Disney.  Very different then mine, but more hilarious then anything I could say.